The little bird, Ned, fell off the tree and bumped his head. Then he said,"I'm dead!"

So the mommy bird said," I want to be dead like Ned." So the mommy bird jumped and squashed Ned! Then the mommy bird said," I think I'm dead like Ned!" But then they found out that they had fell on a bed. So they said," I think we're not dead."

 Ned got out of bed to have a shower but instead ate the bath mat.

Then mommy called for breakfast and asked Ned a question. Ned answered," mumble mumble." Then his mom said," don't talk with your mouth full of grungy guk slime." So he went up stairs and brushed his teeth while accidentally swallowing his toothbrush. So in conclusion Ned coughed up the toothbrush and accidentally poked it in his mom's eye.

 "I have invented a time machine," said  Ned," I shall travel back in time to Egypt."  So Ned went back in time and said," Hi I'm Ned."
        They answered," Ra?"
        "No, Ned."
        "Ra?"
        "No, Ned."
        "Uhh, Nad?"
        (Getting mad) "Ned!"
        "Ahh, Ned."
 So after that Ned left but not forgetting to leave some KITTY GRITTY for the Sphinx. Ned hopped back in the time machine but on the way back from Egypt Ned got hungry! So he tore off the electricity panel and ate it. But then the time machine blew up and Ned was blown to yesterday (a day away from where he wanted to be) where his mommy had to glue him back to gather with Supper D'dupper Glue(since then he has never been the same).